Sissy Academy

I'm a sissy magnet!! I don't know what it is. I've already written about my friend Dina...but s-he's kind of in a class by he-rself!!! I'm talking about your typical corporate hardass. The type who takes one look at overhead costs and fires 1/3 of his staff a month before Christmas. The kind that makes his intern from the local university do all sorts of humiliating tasks because he caught a glimpse of her thong peeking out over the top of her pants and he got jealous.

Not because she has a boyfriend and won't fuck him, but because he's wondering how that satin string would feel nestled in between his ass cheeks. He wonders what it would be like to see that cock of his bulge against that cool, smooth fabric. But it's not enough that he knows that he's a panty boy...he secretly wants someone else to know!! Someone who shouldn't know. Someone who is insensitive enough to have fun with his little secret and seduce and pervert him into doing things he's too much of a pussy boy to delve into on his own!! Pretty heavy stuff huh?!!

Not really...it's just reality for a lot of you. I understand...I promise!! I understand how weak you are underneath it all! It must suck to look at a woman and want to get in her panties... literally! That's why I'm going to going to give you scared, closeted sissies the extra little push you need!! Starting this week, Sissy Academy is in session. Now if you're looking for validation, understanding, a shoulder to cry on...you might want to try a crisis hotline because you won't find any of that with me. This is all about ME getting not so cheap thrills and entertainment from pathetic little girly boys. This is about you being led down a semi-consensual, sadistically sensual path of femme'd up ruination!! I'm going to have you cumming in ways you never imagined, fantasizing about things you'd never thought would turn you on, and pleasing a beautiful, barely legal goddess in every way imaginable.

Doesn't matter if you're just a sissy dyke who's not really into cheering for the home team or if you're an equal opportunity slut! Although I have to admit I'm a little partial to the anything goes type of "girl". Now for the fun stuff..

MY QUALIFICATIONS:

• 100% Grade A, organic female. Hotter than anything you've ever had, and better than you'll ever be. I'm your extremely unattainable goal. Sucks for you, yeah I know...deal with it.
• Seduced 2 of my mom's husbands and all but one of my best friend's boyfriends(the one that got away was channeling Lance Bass...hard)
• Refined and Warped by a coed Catholic boarding school in the South(what the fuck were they thinking making a boarding school coed and trying to enforce abstinence?!!!)
• My best friend is a chick with a dick...enough said
• My mom's ex-boyfriend, my "uncle john" is a panty boy and is practically useless to women because he can't get it up unless something is in his "man-pussy". Hmmmm wonder how that happened? ;)
• When a man says "no" all I hear is, "Yes, harder, 10 inches, black and call your friends and get them to watch".

CURRICULUM:

• ANYTHING GOES!!!!

**Please note that I am aware there are some extremely inexperienced cases and I'm willing to start from scratch. I'll take you through "life" as a sissy baby, my slutty little sister, and then I get to decide what kind of sissy you've turned out to be!!

Tuition is $1.99/min-10 min minimum!! 1-866-327-0097...call with your man clit tucked in between your legs, and say that you're seeking your Fine Arts of Girly-ness degree...(F.A.G)

XOXO,
Miss Aidyn

I'm such a good person!!

I know at least 3 wives who are going to be having a lot more fun, thanks to me!!! All weekend long, I've been doing hot phone domination calls with married and otherwise coupled up men. Of course, lately, that's just a typical weekend for me but this is a little different....

If you've read the previous blog you'll know that I saw some older women out embarrassing themselves this past Thursday. It was a fucking train wreck!!! So I decided that, if people my mom's age are going to wear last year's Wet Seal collection out in public, they might as well go home with something young and well hung!! I'm here to help older , sexually deprived women cuckold their limp dick, minute men husbands.

Don't know if your wife could possibly be getting ready to fuck another man and bring you home a hot creampie to clean up? I'm sure you do, but you don't want to admit it!! I'll just play along with your denial game. Take my little assessment below and then call for a consultation. It's confession time boys!! Get naked. Stroke yourself until you're rock hard now take a look.

1.) Is your cock........
a.) 8 inches or bigger and thick
b.)6 inches but still kind of thick
c.)4 inches or just a little bigger than your thumb
d.) still limp


2.) How long do you usually last?
a.) All night, until her pussy clenches around my cock and bathes it in her cum, or until she can't take anymore whichever is first.
b.)45 min
c.)I can maybe last 5 strokes then I'm done with no second round in sight
d.) I can only get hard if I think about that 19 year old guy that used to date our daughter but still hangs around because my wife thinks " he's so helpful around the house"

3.) When you're "taking care of yourself". What do you do when you're finished?
a.)I only jerk when my wife or girlfriend is away, I just wash up really quick then go on with my day.
b.)I make sure it lands on my belly so there's no huge mess, then clean up.
c.)My wife/girlfriend has the key to my CB3000, no wanking for me!
d.)Oh man, I get my face as close as possible to my dick when I'm about to shoot and try to get some in my mouth, I fantasize about another man shooting his load in my mouth after he's been fucking my wife/girlfriend in front of me!

4.) What's you're favorite position?
a.) Doggy style
b.) Missionary
c.) Woman on top
d) In the corner, jerking off, watching my wife grinding on top of some big black guy's 10 inch monster cock and waiting for her to give me permission to clean them up. Maybe this time she'll let me cum?

Results:
Mostly A's...Congratulations, you're actually worth something!! Call 1-866-327-0097, ask for Aidyn and mention that you've got an 8 inch cock!! You get 5 free min on a paid call 20 min or longer. No limits, no taboos!! If you get me hot enough, I may even switch for you ;)

Mostly B's...Ok Joe Generic, you're boring and typical. It' not so bad...if you've got a 200 lb-er or more for a wife or girlfriend...she's probably thinking she hit the jackpot!! Then again, if she's 200 lb's plus, any invertebrate will probably do!!! I know I know...I'm a bitch, but you're a chubby chaser!

Mostly C's....You're my kind of toy...weak, ineffective, and probably on the girly side. Let's play!! First session is done interrogation style...you're probably to shy and afraid to tell me all the nasty stuff you're into. You're the type that eroticizes his fears in order to deal with them. Let's figure out what those are then...the fun begins!! Wife getting gangbanged by the stockholders of your company? What about your father and brothers? Want to see your girlfriend get force fed her protein by your boss and his sons? That's just the tip of the iceberg...I've got all kinds of kinky, taboo scenarios...

Mostly D's....Oh WOW!!! We are definitely going to get your wife something thick, long, and not yours to suck and fuck!!! Tell you what...you'd better start Fluffer Boy 101 with me ASAP!!!

Community Service...Do you know where your Wife was last night?

I went out last night and what I saw was beyond sad!! I went to a club last night with one some of my sorority sisters. It's a place where it's mostly 21 and under...except for the occaisional lame ass who's trying to get some girl young enough to be his daughter drunk so he can hook up with her later. One of my friends leans in and tells me to look at the other end of the bar. When I do, I see the most painful thing I've seen in a loooong time. There are about 5 middle aged women wearing too much makeup and too little of whatever polyester was covering their bodies.

It was kind of cute, because they were trying to look young and have a girl's night out like they probably haven't done in 5 years. But then it was sad because they're probably married to some loser who has all the girth and stamina of an earth worm. What's even more sad is that they were probably going to leave promptly at 12:30am. My guess is that at least 1 of them was going to almost catch her husband wearing her panties and using her dildo that she doesn't think he knows about!. One gets pulled to the dance floor by this guy who looks maybe 20 and she starts grinding on him like a robot in heat. I looked back at my friends and we all almost hit the ground from laughing so hard. We lose interest in the pre-menopausal set and head to the bar when this guy says he's buying us all shots. I head to the bathroom a little later and notice the Golden Girls paying their tab at the bar. It's 12:23!!! Too funny, but kind of heartbreaking at the same time. I started thinking, what if my mom was overweight and wore cheap clothes and cover girl makeup? What if one of my asshole guy friends danced with her only because someone dared him to? Not cool.

My dress that I wanted to wear out tonight wasn't ready when I went to go pick it up from the cleaners today. That and it would be my turn to drive if I went out. Too much of a hassle, so I'm going to take calls tonight.

As always I have no limits and there are very few fetishes or types of calls that I won't take. Obviously I'm not submissive though! But tonight I want to offer a special invitation for those loser boyfriends and husbands(you know who you are). I'm doing cuckold training!! Anyone who knows he can't please his wife with anything but his wallet and tongue gets 5 free minutes with every paid call 15 min or longer!!! This lasts all weekend long. I'll give you tips on how you can be a better submissive male, start you out with a degrading, depersonalization assignment tailored to your personal situation, and give you some hot little scenarios on how to cope when your wife starts to bring home other men!! Just say "My dick is my disability" when you call to get the special.

XOXO,

Aidyn
1-866-327-0097

I need a guy's opinion....Cocksuckers, you too!!

So yesterday I wrote about my CRAZY weekend!! Matt's been apologizing, but he just doesn't get that I REALLY don't care!!! It's fun to pretend that I do though. I got a cute little bracelet, dinner at this Greek restaurant that I love, flowers and and amazing foot rub yesterday. I think he should get Dina something nice too.....s-he did swallow....I don't even do that for him!!! LOL!!! Oh yes, Dina told me all the details and I have to admit....I got so turned on that I had to test out my new dildo right then!!

My question is: is he gay?!!! I mean, I know what I think...but I'm just wondering if I should warn my friends and girls in my circle about him. He's getting on my nerves and I just don't feel like being in anything serious right now anyway. So I'm wondering if I should tell or not. Democracy is such an amazing thing right?!!! You get to decide....just vote in the poll on the right. Well, I'm about to go run....I'll be avail for calls in a little bit since I'm blowing off class this morning.

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