Aidyn Takes ALL 1-866-327-0097

Attention Professional Pervs....

2008-01-06T14:33:00.000-06:00

If you're a very successful business owner, married, and kinda like not being labeled a "Chester" within the company you built from the ground up or your community in general, please give me a little insight here. I'm seriously lost.

Do you think it's a good thing to leave a message for your employee's daughter saying how you enjoy being around her soooo much? Would you say you feel like you "can tell her anything"? Would you feel comfortable letting a few very GRAPHIC details slip that would probably convince ANYONE listening that you REALLY like getting naked in front of girls who just blew out their 18th candle within the last 10 months? If all this sounds like something you'd do, the next time you get the urge to confess,here are some guidelines. Stop jerking for like half a second, make sure you are ACTUALLY calling the daughter's cell and not her mom's, then proceed to make an ass of yourself..nasty heavy breathing and all!!

In my last post before everything with the holidays went crazy, I wrote about, my mom's nasty boss hitting on me and how I gave him my number just in case I could find a use for him . Sure he's old, a perv, reminds me of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. He's just that fug, so that's how I'm gonna refer to him from here on.

It was a few days before New Years and I'd just dropped off one of my older sorority sister that's from my home town. We had just blown a sick amount of money on outfits, lingerie and makeup. I was coming down off of my new clothes high when my phone rang.

It was my mom.  I knew what was coming.  I picked up the phone and instead of "hello" I said, "Aidyn, I need the biggest favor!" Just like Mommy ALWAYS does :)

Mom is soo dramatic about EVERYTHING!  Whenever I'm home, "the biggest favor" usually ends up being bringing her some Starbucks or making sure something gets to the cleaners. Just dumb shit that doesn't matter to throw my day off course!!

She started rambling on about how the office intern didn't drop some notarized forms off to "Mr. Burns" and she didn't have time to do it.  I started thinking,  "Hmm wonder why the intern 'forgot'."  So she's almost begging me and telling me I can take any of her credit cards to get myself something cute for New Years if I do it. Even though I've already got way my outfit and accessories...I can still always use a backup outfit. My mom's so manipulative!! So I swing by her office and pick everything up....especially the Am Ex!! I get the directions to his house thinking, "Ok I'm just going to leave the stuff in his mailbox, call him and tell him where to find it and I'm done." Wrong!!!

I pull up and there he is with his little bird legs horribly exposed. I couldn't make the U-turn I so desperately wanted to without mowing down some kids riding their bikes so I decide that I'm just going to have to suck this one up. Long story short...I hand him the envelope and roll my window up while he's saying something about him trying to call me but getting no answer. Sorry no time Mr. Burns, my favorite little store to get stuff no one else has closes in exactly 1 hour!

So I get my backup outfit. I'm happy!! I stop and get a Jamba Juice and I'm REALLY happy until...I pick up my other cell without looking at the caller id. WTF was I thinking? Who's on the other end? Mr. Burns!! He's asking me if I would mind coming over to pick up those forms and take them back to my mom so that she can have the intern file them. He said he would have done it himself, but his back was killing him. I was about to hang up but I know that Mom is just going to bitch if she ends up having to do it herself. What is up with me and these charitable moods lately?!!! It's going to have to stop!!

So I go over there and I'm almost blinded by his little white legs when he answers the door; he's still wearing those damn shorts. I just want to get the forms and leave...but no he wants to talk ad act like he can't remember where he put the folder!! He's talking about how his wife is always gone and how she's got new friends that he has never met. Who cares? Other inane details are pouring out of his mouth but I'm blocking it all out.

At least I was blocking it all out until he moves in close and puts his hand on my bare leg and tells me that I'm such a good listener to be so young. He starts inching his hand past my knee towards my thigh and I'm about to really just flip out when I notice the little guy struggling to make his presence known against those flimsy, cheap shorts. Before I can stop myself, I just start laughing and asking Mr. Burns if he's really serious. I mean, how could he possibly think that his little inch worm is useful for anything other than entering the world's largest tic tac contest?!! He looks down, obviously gets embarassed, then walks off to find the folder and think about midget nuns playing baseball or something. He comes back with the folder in hand and says that he hopes he hasn't made too much of an ass of himself. Hey, who am I to judge?

I honestly thought he had made the biggest ass any old, pathetic guy could make of himself.... until my mom handed me her phone while we were having breakfast the next morning! She said that one of my boyfriends had left a message on her phone then started laughing. When I listened to it...all I could hear was Mr. Burns, obviously doing something that made him breathe heavy talking about how "free" he felt around me and apologizing if he'd made me uncomfortable and asking how he could make it up to me. I guess he confused my mom's number with mine in his phone...ugh!!

I think this entry is long enough....
Sadly, there's WAYYYY more to cum

It's beginning to look ALOT Like Christmas!

2007-12-17T16:05:00.000-06:00

I had the weirdest thing happen to me last week. Well, more funny really....a sad, GROSS kind of funny. Now I'm sure what I'm about to write about is going to piss off some insecure, menopausal, overweight wives. It's not my fault your husband stalks my blog and pages and is too stupid to clear the history. Sorry!!! Go hit the gym and work on that fat ,sagging ass...maybe he wouldn't be so busy jerking off for me ::::giggle::::. Anyway, I'm digressing and stuff.

My mom's in PR. The firm she works for represents a lot of well-known people and organizations. My mom always gives me a heads up when she's expecting someone cool to come up...yes, I'm a bit of a groupie like that. With big name, high dollar clientele you'd think that most of the people working for the firm would be really professional, upstanding, mature, self-aware people right? Most people would bet that the CEO of the agency would be all those things right?!!! Not so much.

I'm done with finals and Mom wanted me to have lunch with her. So I head to her office. She was busy with a client so I decided to go into the break room and get a green tea or something. I ran into the guy in charge....all 5'7" of him...lol!! He's known me since I was in the 5th grade. The first thing he says is, "No one told me it was 'take your daughter to work day'." I told him that he was probably too busy with his daily comb over experimentation to remember, even if someone had told him. Yeah, I'm a bitch to him like that and, no, I'm not afraid of my mom's employment status changing because of it.

He's too scared to say anything to any of the women in the agency because he got hit HARD with a sexual harassment lawsuit a few years back. Aside from the occaisional , passive-aggressive, lame comment, he's a pussy. I grab my tea and sit down expecting him to leave...but he sits down too. Inane, bullshit chatter about how I'm adjusting to college life ensues....and I start thumbing through this month's Vogue on the table in front of me to let him know I'm not much for small talk.

All the money wasted on the War on Terror couldn't have bought this fucker a clue that I have no interest in talking about how high gas prices are with him. I guess he could sense it because he changes the subject to his personal life. Wow, I started to really care about the price of oil per barrel all of a sudden. He's going on and on about how his wife and how she's out of town and how he hasn't had a home cooked meal since Thanksgiving. Middle aged men with sob stories usually make me giggle, but I really don't like this guy at all. I'm still flipping through the magazine when he asks me how often I come home on the weekends. It's really none of his business....so I just tell him "Whenever."

Now this is where it starts to get interesting. He tells me that he's always thought I was really cute and that I'm really intelligent and mature for my age. Visions of white vans without windows and men asking for help looking for a lost puppy started flashing through my mind. He's ALWAYS thought I was cute? I just turned 18 this past March....ugh!!! I guess as long as I'm not an employee he's safe from the sexual harassment stuff.

I'm thinking, "This guy really does think I'm just one of those stupid girls that gets involved with old guys who think their bank accounts outweigh their grossout factor!!" Well assets make up for lots of things, but not when a guy is a dead ringer for Mr. Burns from the Simpsons! I'm surpressing bile when it hits me that this could seriously turn out to be worth my while! He's married, pisses money, and still hasn't learned to think with the head up North. Visions of Marc Jacobs and Cavalli are dancing through my head! It's beginning to look A LOT like a DIOR Christmas!

Then, on cue, he gives me the the equivilent of the money shot in porn!! He asks if he could call me sometime!! I thought there wasn't enough social retardation in the world that would allow a middle-aged man to ignore the disgust that was probably written on my face. I guess I was wrong. So I give him the number to my phone that I call the "loser line". It's just for people that I meet that I have nothing in common with, no interest in, but they can possibly help me in some way down the line. My mom calls hers her networking phone. I guess I'm "networking" already. :)

Stay tuned this is going to get interesting :)

Aidyn
1.866.327.0097

http://harderdeeperfaster.com/aidyn/

Attn cocksuckers: It tastes better when it's hot and fresh!! :)

2007-12-02T19:01:00.000-06:00

I ran into this guy I went to high school with last night at the bar. Let's call him Gabe. He is such burnout I had no idea he was going to college...and I def didn't think he could get into the same school I go to. We started "dating" towards the end of my Senior year of high school. He was nothing too serious..just something to do. He'd just broken up with this Baptist chick who was "saving it for marriage". Ummmm ok....guess it's easy to stay a virgin when you're 69ing in the shower with your roommate on the regular!! But anyway, I'm getting off topic.

He broke up with the Baptist Bi Bitch and started trying to hook up with me at these little weekend things he would have at his house. His Dad was really cool and would let him have parties when he went home on the weekend sometimes. His older brother bought us whatever we wanted to drink and would stay out of our way pretty much the whole time. It may not seem like a huge deal but I went to a Catholic boarding school down South of all places. It was better than staying at school with the foreign kids and doing whatever bullshit activity the school planned.

His car was soo hot....silver convertible Mercedes SLK350. Gabe was ok..but his car was SEX!! He was ok as a person...funny because he was high most of the time...but his car made up for ALOT!!!!!!. Specifically, his dick. The first time I ever touched his cock I was like, "where's the rest of it"!!! I mean doesn't puberty guarantee every guy at least 4 inches?!!!! Guess not!!!! I'm over here smiling just thinking about the time he tried to fuck me!!

I pulled my best, "I'm not like that" routine and tried not to laugh at his man clit. Everytime we'd hook up I'd let him eat me out and then act like I felt used or some bullshit like that and got him to take me back to my room. It's like that made him that much more determined because he'd take me to his house alot if we got time away from school. That meant I was around his older brother alot!!! "Brent" is 22 now..he lived at home for a year while he was out of college because he lost his soccer scholarship. Long story, short. Brent got the man genes apparently!! 9.25 inches and stacked!!! The first time he fucked me was in the garage on top of Gabe's car. I was bent over the hood, panties pulled to side, and his hand over my mouth so my moaning and screaming wouldnt disturb Gabe and his little loser boyfriends smoking up and playing Xbox inside. We did this off and on until I went back home this past summer

Now here's why running into Gabe last night kind of makes me giggle all over again. After I'd hook up with Brent ...I'd be pretty much stuck at their house until Gabe was ready to go because I didn't want like the hour long drive to their house. Sometimes I could sneak a shower..sometimes I couldn't. Whenever I couldn't, Gabe really got into cleaning me up! He'd moan like a little bitch, jerking that jr.dick of his, slurping up what Brent had left!! Now this is what I 'm curious about. Jizz has a distinctive taste most of the time. Even if you've never swallowed a load in ur life...you'd be at least a little aware something extra was there, right?! I'm thinking that some guys just crave the taste...even if it 's on a subconcious level. But I'm still curious? Are there any of you pervs out that that have tasted cum...and started to crave it?!! Maybe it was your own or another man's? Was it leaking out of obviously fresh fucked pussy or maybe straight from it's source? :)

Leave a comment if you're brave!! I have to admit that there's nothing hotter than seeing two men...both wanting to fuck me....get so riled up that one of them ends up on his knees in the process!! Ever stayed awake, fucking ur own fist until almost sunrise,,, waiting on that girlfriend or wife to come home? Did you know that she had fucked someone else? Did it matter? I want to hear your phone sex confessions!! If you call me and say," Make me swallow cum" you get 10 free min with any PAID call 30 min or more. It's only good for calls with me and you have to mention the special before I process the call! 1-866-327-0097...Aidyn...must be 18 or older!!!

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Sissy Academy

2007-10-21T17:01:00.000-05:00

I'm a sissy magnet!! I don't know what it is. I've already written about my friend Dina...but s-he's kind of in a class by he-rself!!! I'm talking about your typical corporate hardass. The type who takes one look at overhead costs and fires 1/3 of his staff a month before Christmas. The kind that makes his intern from the local university do all sorts of humiliating tasks because he caught a glimpse of her thong peeking out over the top of her pants and he got jealous.

Not because she has a boyfriend and won't fuck him, but because he's wondering how that satin string would feel nestled in between his ass cheeks. He wonders what it would be like to see that cock of his bulge against that cool, smooth fabric. But it's not enough that he knows that he's a panty boy...he secretly wants someone else to know!! Someone who shouldn't know. Someone who is insensitive enough to have fun with his little secret and seduce and pervert him into doing things he's too much of a pussy boy to delve into on his own!! Pretty heavy stuff huh?!!

Not really...it's just reality for a lot of you. I understand...I promise!! I understand how weak you are underneath it all! It must suck to look at a woman and want to get in her panties... literally! That's why I'm going to going to give you scared, closeted sissies the extra little push you need!! Starting this week, Sissy Academy is in session. Now if you're looking for validation, understanding, a shoulder to cry on...you might want to try a crisis hotline because you won't find any of that with me. This is all about ME getting not so cheap thrills and entertainment from pathetic little girly boys. This is about you being led down a semi-consensual, sadistically sensual path of femme'd up ruination!! I'm going to have you cumming in ways you never imagined, fantasizing about things you'd never thought would turn you on, and pleasing a beautiful, barely legal goddess in every way imaginable.

Doesn't matter if you're just a sissy dyke who's not really into cheering for the home team or if you're an equal opportunity slut! Although I have to admit I'm a little partial to the anything goes type of "girl". Now for the fun stuff..

MY QUALIFICATIONS:

100% Grade A, organic female. Hotter than anything you've ever had, and better than you'll ever be. I'm your extremely unattainable goal. Sucks for you, yeah I know...deal with it.
Seduced 2 of my mom's husbands and all but one of my best friend's boyfriends(the one that got away was channeling Lance Bass...hard)
Refined and Warped by a coed Catholic boarding school in the South(what the fuck were they thinking making a boarding school coed and trying to enforce abstinence?!!!)
My best friend is a chick with a dick...enough said
My mom's ex-boyfriend, my "uncle john" is a panty boy and is practically useless to women because he can't get it up unless something is in his "man-pussy". Hmmmm wonder how that happened? ;)
When a man says "no" all I hear is, "Yes, harder, 10 inches, black and call your friends and get them to watch".

CURRICULUM:

ANYTHING GOES!!!!

**Please note that I am aware there are some extremely inexperienced cases and I'm willing to start from scratch. I'll take you through "life" as a sissy baby, my slutty little sister, and then I get to decide what kind of sissy you've turned out to be!!

Tuition is $1.99/min-10 min minimum!! 1-866-327-0097...call with your man clit tucked in between your legs, and say that you're seeking your Fine Arts of Girly-ness degree...(F.A.G)

XOXO,
Miss Aidyn

I'm such a good person!!

2007-10-14T13:29:00.000-05:00

I know at least 3 wives who are going to be having a lot more fun, thanks to me!!! All weekend long, I've been doing hot phone domination calls with married and otherwise coupled up men. Of course, lately, that's just a typical weekend for me but this is a little different....

If you've read the previous blog you'll know that I saw some older women out embarrassing themselves this past Thursday. It was a fucking train wreck!!! So I decided that, if people my mom's age are going to wear last year's Wet Seal collection out in public, they might as well go home with something young and well hung!! I'm here to help older , sexually deprived women cuckold their limp dick, minute men husbands.

Don't know if your wife could possibly be getting ready to fuck another man and bring you home a hot creampie to clean up? I'm sure you do, but you don't want to admit it!! I'll just play along with your denial game. Take my little assessment below and then call for a consultation. It's confession time boys!! Get naked. Stroke yourself until you're rock hard now take a look.

1.) Is your cock........
a.) 8 inches or bigger and thick
b.)6 inches but still kind of thick
c.)4 inches or just a little bigger than your thumb
d.) still limp

2.) How long do you usually last?
a.) All night, until her pussy clenches around my cock and bathes it in her cum, or until she can't take anymore whichever is first.
b.)45 min
c.)I can maybe last 5 strokes then I'm done with no second round in sight
d.) I can only get hard if I think about that 19 year old guy that used to date our daughter but still hangs around because my wife thinks " he's so helpful around the house"

3.) When you're "taking care of yourself". What do you do when you're finished?
a.)I only jerk when my wife or girlfriend is away, I just wash up really quick then go on with my day.
b.)I make sure it lands on my belly so there's no huge mess, then clean up.
c.)My wife/girlfriend has the key to my CB3000, no wanking for me!
d.)Oh man, I get my face as close as possible to my dick when I'm about to shoot and try to get some in my mouth, I fantasize about another man shooting his load in my mouth after he's been fucking my wife/girlfriend in front of me!

4.) What's you're favorite position?
a.) Doggy style
b.) Missionary
c.) Woman on top
d) In the corner, jerking off, watching my wife grinding on top of some big black guy's 10 inch monster cock and waiting for her to give me permission to clean them up. Maybe this time she'll let me cum?

Results:
Mostly A's...Congratulations, you're actually worth something!! Call 1-866-327-0097, ask for Aidyn and mention that you've got an 8 inch cock!! You get 5 free min on a paid call 20 min or longer. No limits, no taboos!! If you get me hot enough, I may even switch for you ;)

Mostly B's...Ok Joe Generic, you're boring and typical. It' not so bad...if you've got a 200 lb-er or more for a wife or girlfriend...she's probably thinking she hit the jackpot!! Then again, if she's 200 lb's plus, any invertebrate will probably do!!! I know I know...I'm a bitch, but you're a chubby chaser!

Mostly C's....You're my kind of toy...weak, ineffective, and probably on the girly side. Let's play!! First session is done interrogation style...you're probably to shy and afraid to tell me all the nasty stuff you're into. You're the type that eroticizes his fears in order to deal with them. Let's figure out what those are then...the fun begins!! Wife getting gangbanged by the stockholders of your company? What about your father and brothers? Want to see your girlfriend get force fed her protein by your boss and his sons? That's just the tip of the iceberg...I've got all kinds of kinky, taboo scenarios...

Mostly D's....Oh WOW!!! We are definitely going to get your wife something thick, long, and not yours to suck and fuck!!! Tell you what...you'd better start Fluffer Boy 101 with me ASAP!!!

Community Service...Do you know where your Wife was last night?

2007-10-12T17:21:00.000-05:00

I went out last night and what I saw was beyond sad!! I went to a club last night with one some of my sorority sisters. It's a place where it's mostly 21 and under...except for the occaisional lame ass who's trying to get some girl young enough to be his daughter drunk so he can hook up with her later. One of my friends leans in and tells me to look at the other end of the bar. When I do, I see the most painful thing I've seen in a loooong time. There are about 5 middle aged women wearing too much makeup and too little of whatever polyester was covering their bodies.

It was kind of cute, because they were trying to look young and have a girl's night out like they probably haven't done in 5 years. But then it was sad because they're probably married to some loser who has all the girth and stamina of an earth worm. What's even more sad is that they were probably going to leave promptly at 12:30am. My guess is that at least 1 of them was going to almost catch her husband wearing her panties and using her dildo that she doesn't think he knows about!. One gets pulled to the dance floor by this guy who looks maybe 20 and she starts grinding on him like a robot in heat. I looked back at my friends and we all almost hit the ground from laughing so hard. We lose interest in the pre-menopausal set and head to the bar when this guy says he's buying us all shots. I head to the bathroom a little later and notice the Golden Girls paying their tab at the bar. It's 12:23!!! Too funny, but kind of heartbreaking at the same time. I started thinking, what if my mom was overweight and wore cheap clothes and cover girl makeup? What if one of my asshole guy friends danced with her only because someone dared him to? Not cool.

My dress that I wanted to wear out tonight wasn't ready when I went to go pick it up from the cleaners today. That and it would be my turn to drive if I went out. Too much of a hassle, so I'm going to take calls tonight.

As always I have no limits and there are very few fetishes or types of calls that I won't take. Obviously I'm not submissive though! But tonight I want to offer a special invitation for those loser boyfriends and husbands(you know who you are). I'm doing cuckold training!! Anyone who knows he can't please his wife with anything but his wallet and tongue gets 5 free minutes with every paid call 15 min or longer!!! This lasts all weekend long. I'll give you tips on how you can be a better submissive male, start you out with a degrading, depersonalization assignment tailored to your personal situation, and give you some hot little scenarios on how to cope when your wife starts to bring home other men!! Just say "My dick is my disability" when you call to get the special.

XOXO,

Aidyn
1-866-327-0097

I need a guy's opinion....Cocksuckers, you too!!

2007-10-09T07:34:00.000-05:00

So yesterday I wrote about my CRAZY weekend!! Matt's been apologizing, but he just doesn't get that I REALLY don't care!!! It's fun to pretend that I do though. I got a cute little bracelet, dinner at this Greek restaurant that I love, flowers and and amazing foot rub yesterday. I think he should get Dina something nice too.....s-he did swallow....I don't even do that for him!!! LOL!!! Oh yes, Dina told me all the details and I have to admit....I got so turned on that I had to test out my new dildo right then!!

My question is: is he gay?!!! I mean, I know what I think...but I'm just wondering if I should warn my friends and girls in my circle about him. He's getting on my nerves and I just don't feel like being in anything serious right now anyway. So I'm wondering if I should tell or not. Democracy is such an amazing thing right?!!! You get to decide....just vote in the poll on the right. Well, I'm about to go run....I'll be avail for calls in a little bit since I'm blowing off class this morning.

Was this mean?

2007-10-08T13:15:00.000-05:00

I've got this friend, Dina. Dina and I grew up together. We took ballet, went to summer camp, gave each other makeovers, went shopping together,stayed up late talking about Chad Michael Murray. Dina's just like all my other friends except Dina is a S-he. Yep, Dina's got a dick....but not for long!! It's just a tiny thing anyway...no more than 4 inches rock hard. He-r dad went nuts when s-he told him that s-he was going to do be a girl full time. There goes that "it's a phase" theory he was holding onto. Cock nonwithstanding, she's a hottie. 5'5", long blonde hair, green eyes, round, perky c-cups(thanks to hormones). She'd fool anyone...a lot of people think we're sisters.

I'm dating this guy...let's call him "Matt". Matt's an ass to most people but like a little puppy dog around me. He'll do anything for me. He's ok for now...someone to hang out with who I can hold a semi-decent conversation with. He's 21 too so if I ever get my ID taken up, he can get me stuff to drink until I get a new one made. He's tall and swims and jogs a lot and his body is sick!!! He's a huge flirt...loves all the attention!! Dina called me Thursday night and told me s-he'd be coming home for the weekend!!! I didn't feel like driving so I brought Matt along to handle that for me. I didn't tell Matt about Dina's "little surprise" because he really doesn't agree with the whole t-girl stuff. He's got a Boston accent and he drops the f-bomb like it's some secret prayer or something. I wonder if guys with Boston accents realize that when they say "fagg" they sound sooo gay?

I stop by my house to drop my puppy off at the house since Dina's mom has really bad allergies and saw that my mom left a note that she was going to be out with a "friend"(I know what that means) and that she'd see me Saturday if I was still there. So we head over to Dina's house. S-he looks amazing in this cute little pink top and low-cut jeans. He-r hair is already long but she had extensions in down to he-r waist and you could tell s-he'd been laying out...you could see the tan lines from he-r bikini bottoms where the jeans didn't cover. Usually t-girls are just a big old mess when they first start doing the full time thing You tell them they look good so they won't kill themselves or something. Not Dina though...I have to say that she learned from the best :). I'm looking over at Matt and yeah, he's got this shit eating grin on his face. He starts his little fake routine....and tells Dina that he sees why I've never let him meet he-r. Let me tell you...I was about to die when he kissed he-r on the cheek. If you only knew Matt...

So we hang out chit chat and decide to go out to this bar later on. I meet up with Dina after Matt and I went back to my house to shower and change. He was trying to get me to go down on him on the way back to Dina's house. I'm not a big fan of blow jobs unless I'm a big fan of the guy...and I'm just not in this case. So he all but throws a tantrum then tucks it back in his pants like a good lil boy. Dina meets us outside looking flawless in this emerald green halter minidress!! I wanted to fuck her myself but I know s-he doesn't swing that way. I could only imagine what was going through Matt's head....so I gave his still raging semi a little pat. It was halfway out of sympathy, halfway out of warning! I think I was a little jealous....but I had to remind myself who had the only key to the city in the situation::giggle:::

The whole night Dina got all the attention!! Free drinks and s-he was grinding on every guy on the dance floor!! Matt, of course, was flirting with he-r all night....that kept a smile on my face. I was sooo proud!! Dina was this skinny, shy, nerdy little boy named Garret Dean ---------,III all through our childhood. Now she was this hottie who even I couldn't keep my hands off of!! I don't know how we made it but we get back to my mom's. Dina and I went into the little mini wine cellar thing and cracked open a bottle of Pinot Noir. We're on the couch and the key to the city is starting to get hot, wet and let me know that is needs a little attention. I reach out to play with Dina's hard nipple through her dress and s-he reeeeeally must be afraid of girls because s-he jumps and knocks my glass of wine out of my hand and onto my lap. Fuck!!!! I'm super horny and now my outfit is stained with red wine?!!! S-he apologizes of course and tells me that s-he'll come back to pick up my dress and take it the cleaners for me in the morning.

So I guess that was my clue that I wasn't going to get any kinky fun...I'm so curious about what it would be like to hook up with a girl with something extra. So s-he asks me if I can take he-r home but I'm too drunk so I go into the next room and wake Matt up and make him do it. I took a shower and went upstairs to my old room and tried to wait on Matt but I passed out. I woke up 3 hrs later because my cell is going off. It's Matt telling me to let him in the Gate. I'm wondering where in the world he's been. He makes up some excuse about getting lost on the way back and being too sleepy and drunk to keep driving. He told me he pulled over on the side of the road and passed out. Ok...whatever I'm going back to sleep.

I wake up at noon and call Dina to make sure we were still going to go shopping and eat at Emeril's before I left. No answer. I figure it's still early and start my day. Matt is up, and acting weird, who cares...I'm getting tired of him anyway. I try Dina again. No Answer!! Ok, I'm getting worried and I text he-r, "wutz up"?. I get this reply..."gotta tallk to you". The the phone rings. It's Dina and s-he's crying. Let me tell you there's nothing funnier than the sounds of a girl-to- be trying to sound feminine while s-he's upset!! I'm a little amused and I ask he-r what's wrong. Then it comes out. Dina starts talking what a bad friend and a slut s-he is. I think I know what's coming but I want to hear it. I play dumb and ask why. Dina tells me that Matt kissed her when s-he was about to get out of the car and s-he kissed back, they made out and s-he sucked his cock!! That's when Dina starts this howling/cry thing and I'm laughing!! I mean I'm laughing hysterically!! So I go for the money question...."Did he stay upstairs or did he get a basement tour". Dina's crying told me all I needed to know. I asked was this before or after s-he sucked him off. Dina said before. I tell he-r to suck it up because shit happens and tell he-r I'll see he-r in 2 hrs. Have I told you people how much I love my life?!!!

So I go ask Matt what he thought of Dina....he gets this sick look on his face and said s-he was nice. My boyfriend likes chicks with dicks! HAHAHHAH!!

So...do you think I was wrong for not warning him beforehand?