2007-10-12

Community Service...Do you know where your Wife was last night?

I went out last night and what I saw was beyond sad!! I went to a club last night with one some of my sorority sisters. It's a place where it's mostly 21 and under...except for the occaisional lame ass who's trying to get some girl young enough to be his daughter drunk so he can hook up with her later. One of my friends leans in and tells me to look at the other end of the bar. When I do, I see the most painful thing I've seen in a loooong time. There are about 5 middle aged women wearing too much makeup and too little of whatever polyester was covering their bodies.

It was kind of cute, because they were trying to look young and have a girl's night out like they probably haven't done in 5 years. But then it was sad because they're probably married to some loser who has all the girth and stamina of an earth worm. What's even more sad is that they were probably going to leave promptly at 12:30am. My guess is that at least 1 of them was going to almost catch her husband wearing her panties and using her dildo that she doesn't think he knows about!. One gets pulled to the dance floor by this guy who looks maybe 20 and she starts grinding on him like a robot in heat. I looked back at my friends and we all almost hit the ground from laughing so hard. We lose interest in the pre-menopausal set and head to the bar when this guy says he's buying us all shots. I head to the bathroom a little later and notice the Golden Girls paying their tab at the bar. It's 12:23!!! Too funny, but kind of heartbreaking at the same time. I started thinking, what if my mom was overweight and wore cheap clothes and cover girl makeup? What if one of my asshole guy friends danced with her only because someone dared him to? Not cool.

My dress that I wanted to wear out tonight wasn't ready when I went to go pick it up from the cleaners today. That and it would be my turn to drive if I went out. Too much of a hassle, so I'm going to take calls tonight.

As always I have no limits and there are very few fetishes or types of calls that I won't take. Obviously I'm not submissive though! But tonight I want to offer a special invitation for those loser boyfriends and husbands(you know who you are). I'm doing cuckold training!! Anyone who knows he can't please his wife with anything but his wallet and tongue gets 5 free minutes with every paid call 15 min or longer!!! This lasts all weekend long. I'll give you tips on how you can be a better submissive male, start you out with a degrading, depersonalization assignment tailored to your personal situation, and give you some hot little scenarios on how to cope when your wife starts to bring home other men!! Just say "My dick is my disability" when you call to get the special.

XOXO,

Aidyn
1-866-327-0097

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